An Affront from the Airjudicators

Mom Jeans Jeanie officially took the U.S. Air Guitar National Championships, and, as moms sometimes do, she also took her child to the U.S. Air Guitar National Championships, along with her husband Hoosier Daddy. That is to say: her character develop was thorough. When speaking with people before the competition, I heard many whispers suggesting Mom Jeans […]

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Dispatch from the Dark Horse

The Dark Horse, in many ways, is an air guitarist’s air guitar event. Last night 17 competitors gathered to compete, in the hopes of qualifying for one of the coveted remaining spots in the official U.S. Air Guitar Championships tomorrow night. This is the last-ditch effort to gain entry into the biggest air guitar competition […]

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Air Guitar & American Sign Language

Amber Galloway Gallego, a sign language interpreter from San Antonio, has appeared in viral videos on social media, performing the songs of ASAP Rocky, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Future, Adele, Drake, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. She augments American Sign Language, which has its own grammatical and syntactical rules and norms, to create musical translations that communicate […]

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Doctor’s Note

After my competition last week, I’ve had a little residual pain, although it’s hard to tell what’s air guitar-related and what is simply my body recovering from surgeries two weeks ago. My neck was extremely stiff, and my arms felt kind of sore. I went to the hematologist this morning to get blood work (in […]

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